Every call answered, every lead captured — days, nights, weekends. While you're on the job, we make sure no customer slips away.
Eight arms. Zero missed calls.
No new hardware · Works with your current number · Live in days, not months
The problem
Most callers never leave a message. They hang up, call the next business on Google, and book there instead. You're not losing leads — you're donating them.
24/7
After hours, weekends, mid-job — customers call exactly when your hands are full.
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The vast majority of callers won't leave a message. No message, no callback, no customer.
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Your competitor answers on the first ring. That's the whole difference.
How it works
Not a phone tree. Not a robot reading a script. A natural conversation that books the job and captures the details — with you approving everything until you're confident.
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Every call picked up in seconds — business hours, after hours, weekends, holidays. Overflow when you're on another call, full coverage when you're closed.
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Appointments go straight into your calendar. The right questions get asked, details get captured, and hot opportunities get flagged for you.
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Nothing reaches your customer without your say-so. You get instant summaries of every call in your dashboard — and a real human to help whenever you need it.
What we handle
Not software you have to learn — work that gets done. Every call, chat, review, post, and page handled around the clock, through one shared system.
Every call answered in seconds — nights, weekends, overflow — and booked straight into your calendar.
Voice + Chat
Your website greets every visitor, answers questions, and captures the lead around the clock.
Website + SMS
On-brand posts created, scheduled, and published while you're on the job.
Content Engine
Every review answered, happy customers turned into 5-stars, bad ones defused fast.
Reputation
Helpful posts researched, written, and published automatically — your site stays fresh and Google-noticed.
Blog Manager🐙 Why an octopus? One pair of hands was never enough to run a whole business. Our hands stay full so yours don't have to — eight arms on every call, chat, review, post, and page. Eight arms. Zero missed calls.
Included in every plan
More than an answering service — your command center for every customer conversation.
Every call, booking, and follow-up in one place — under your business name, on any device.
See exactly where your business stands — missed calls, bookings, reviews — the moment you log in.
Monthly reporting that shows what's working, in plain numbers. No digging, no dashboards to decode.
Short, plain-English videos showing you exactly how everything works — you'll never be left alone to figure it out.
Real humans on standby. Book a session whenever you want a hand — no tickets, no waiting.
The Math
Answer 6 questions. See your number instantly. No email required — the result is yours.
Step 1 of 6
How many calls does your business get in a typical week?
What share of those calls comes in during nights and weekends?
How long does a caller wait for a reply during business hours?
What percentage of callers become paying customers?
Average revenue from a single new customer?
Tap any scenario to layer it onto your projection.
Projected Annual Lift
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Potential gain with 24/7 lead capture
Your inputs
Pricing
Here's exactly what's inside each plan — that's why the price is the price. No surprise bills, ever.
$799/mo
+ $750 one-time activation
100 call minutes / month$999/mo
+ $1,000 one-time activation
300 call minutes / month$1,999/mo
+ $2,500 one-time activation
600 call minutes / month 🛡 HIPAA & BAA CompliantAdd-ons attach to an active Starter, Pro, or Max plan. Full price, no games.
Custom builds and multi-location deals are quoted individually and invoiced — never charged sight-unseen.
Website Care $99/mo on all plans — keeps your site fast, secure, and updated. Overage billed transparently at $0.60/min on a separate invoice. Commit and save: 4% off 3-month prepay, 8% off 6-month, 10% off 12-month — activation waived on annual plans. The first 100 waitlist signups pay no activation and get 25% off their first month.
Ultra · Multi-location
Every location gets the full Max stack — call answering, chat, review replies, social posts. Per-location pricing drops as you grow, one roll-up dashboard shows it all, and a 12-month term locks your rate.
Founding clients
We're taking on eight founding clients at today's pricing — locked in for as long as you stay subscribed, even as prices rise. In exchange: a testimonial, a case study, and introductions to two other business owners.
Websites
A site that looks like the future — with someone inside it to greet every visitor.
Included with your active plan
A sharp pre-built website, customized with your branding, services, and booking — live in days, not months.
Priced per project — no listed price
An immersive, custom-designed 3D site built around your brand. The kind visitors screenshot and ask about.
FAQ
No. It's a natural conversation — your callers are greeted, understood, and booked in, or get a message taken when that's what's needed. Most never realize they aren't talking to a person.
That's exactly what it's for. When your line is busy, we pick up the second call instantly — no more choosing which customer to lose.
No. It works with your existing business number. No hardware, no apps to install, no changes to how you work today.
We take a detailed message and flag it for you immediately — and you see the full summary in your dashboard. Nothing falls through the cracks.
Extra minutes are billed at $0.60/min on a separate invoice — you'll always see exactly what you used. Most businesses pick the tier that fits and rarely think about it again.
Your custom setup: we configure your call answering around your business, your services, your calendar, and your call flow — then test it before it ever touches a real caller. It's one-time, it's waived on annual plans, and the first 100 waitlist signups never pay it.
Month-to-month at full price, or save with a prepaid 3, 6, or 12-month agreement (4%, 8%, 10% off). Founding clients lock their rate for life while continuously subscribed.
From the blog
Research first, our take second. No fluff, no hype — just what the data says about AI and your business.
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Only 8 businesses get founding-client pricing — locked for life. Once they're claimed, the waitlist is the only way in. The first 100 on the waitlist pay no activation fee and get 25% off their first month.
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